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Porn “Sex” and Porn” are still the top Google search terms,
which comes as no surprise to Elvis Preston King. The much
quoted figure is that “four out of every ten people using the
Web have visited an adult site in the last week”. “adult
content” industries, variously described as having a TRILLION
dollar turnover.
70 to 73.7 million web users have gone to porn sites for the
past several years just like clock work. There are more than 15
million porn Web pages to choose from. A simple Google search
can give you a smorgasbord of sex to pick from. The
indispensable computer in your office and home is a portal to
your 15 million pages of porn on the Web. This year in 2005,
70.7 million people worldwide have become virtual voyeurs.
It happened almost every morning. Peter arrived at work
wondering how to distract himself from the lure of Internet porn
sites. With just a few e-mails awaiting answers, the sales
manager of BIG DICK Smith Auto Sales was overcome with the
intense desire to view an adult Web site. Quickly finishing his
cup of coffee and his work-related tasks, Peter (not his real
name) soon had visions of a particular porn site dancing through
his head.
Peter, 55, attempted to divert his lascivious craving with a Web
search of mundane sites, like Chevrolets, but even the computer
seemed to conspire against him. If he keyed in “pope”, the URL
was automatically completed with previously visited sites such
as pornpom.com. Succumbing to temptation, Peter finally entered
an adult site, preparing for a hey-day of lust-but his heart
skipped a beat when he heard footsteps approaching. Peter
quickly clicked off his site. He’d continue later.
With the invention of the webcam and today’s excellent sound
systems Peter later learned he could talk to and almost be in
the same room with his fantasy porn girls. What will ever become
of poor old Peter and his obvious sex addiction? He obviously
could use some help from Elvis Preston King.
That is Peter was ALMOST in the same room. “You can only go so
far,” Peter says. “You get so close but it’s not a real
relationship. I hate it, but I am hooked, I can’t stop and I
just keep doing it.”
Web surfers around the globe have quickly discovered the
advantages of cyber-porn over adult movies and magazines, a
revelation and revolution responsible for the porn or adult site
traffic’s tremendous growth rate. Net surfers can skip
embarrassing trips to adult bookstores. Web users now enjoy
access to massive varieties of content-from soft porn to
hardcore, online sex videos, live rooms where viewers can talk
to performers and almost anything else imaginable in the wildest
of fantasies.
I have no problem with porn. It is so hard for men to get laid
that they have no where else to turn. It might even be a good
business for your king to get into. I hold the world record of
the most pick ups and seductions of beautiful 18 year old girls.
I am 56 years old. I am one of the most envied men on earth. I
searched Google for porn and I came up with 9,850,000 results!
That’s a pretty popular search. I had never searched before
because I have no need for porn pictures or articles because I
have all the playmates in the world. However as hard as women
are to pick up and seduce for sex there is a really BIG need for
porn. What else is a loser who can’t laid going to do! Let me
repeat there is nothing wrong with good solid adult porn for
ADULTS only… With ADULTS over 18!
But wouldn’t you rather have the real McCoy than porn! That’s
where Elvis Preston King comes in. I pick up chicks world wide
for winners who can’t get laid. You may never want to look at
porn again. You will have a different chick or two or three in
the sack everyday if you hang out with the king.
On the other hand you may be addicted to porn by now and need it
just like a drug. You may even want to watch porn or search porn
on Google with your new girlfriends. Am I talking to you my
little porn buddy. Out of 9,850,000 Google results I believe
that Google has probably sent you clicking your way to the real
life PORN king. Google just sent you to click heaven when you
clicked on the Bachelor Dream Tours and the Porn King himself...
Elvis Preston King.
If Google didn’t send you to blogger heaven go over to
http://www.blogger.com and look around for bachelor dream tours.
While you are there start your own blog and you can talk about
anything in the world you want to talk or write about, be it
porn or be it Chevrolets or be it the Pope. If you are still not
happy go over to http://www.msnuser.com and look around for my
Bachelor Dream Tours site over there. There you will find a few
of my girlfriends fully clothed hanging out with the Porn King,
Elvis Preston King. Don’t fret one day I will put together a
real porn site just for you and hopefully it will be the world’s
number 1 porn site, and none of my girls will be wearing a
stitch of clothing!
As I am the world’s number 1 pick up artist. Everything I do I
am always number1. I should have been Bill Gates I would have
been number1 in the cash department!
If you are a porn addict your are going to love all the real
life porn that you and your new found porn king are going to
have but with nice girls. Elvis doesn’t do dancers, escorts,
pros or sleazy women but if you, my little porn buddy like these
kind of women your new found porn king knows where they live in
almost every city in the world. If that’s what you want is a
porn queen Elvis Preston King will track her down and find her
and seduce her for you my little kinky porn buddy. That’s my job
my little porn buddy. Or should I call you PETER!
Hey don’t take it as an insult there is nothing wrong with being
a porn addict and there is nothing wrong with sex, sex and more
sex and porn, porn and more porn. 9,850,000 Google Porn searches
couldn’t be wrong.
The number one Google search went to none other than PenisBot’s
Porn Links… “All porn links what are worth your visit. Well
organized collection of free, pay, avs sites are waiting you
here.” I would do a link if they asked me to the Bachelor Dream
Tours site. Wow that’s Google power and influence. PenisBot’s
Porn Links have Google Pulling Power. They must have some site.
Google loves their porn ass! Although they must be afraid the
King will steal their Google spot or all of their business
because Elvis Preston King and the Bachelor Dream Tours are
BANNED from the PenisBot Porn Links!
Long live porn and 9,850,000 Google porn sites. I sure would be
curious who the last one on the list is and why Google hates
them so much!
Searching Google keying in the words porn and sex the number 1
result came in as SEXZool - Free sex photos & free porn
thumbnail galleries.
What would it take to develop the world’s number 1 porno site?
Let’s search Google and see who claims to be the world’s number
1 porno site. Wait a minute I’ll be right back after I go to my
favorite search engine, Google, boy do I hate it that I forgot
to buy stock in Google. I’d be billionaire porn king by now.
I’M BACK…The site didn’t COME UP but the world’s top porn star
did… The number one Google slot said this…. Jenna Jameson is
truly the world’s number 1 adult film star of all time. I don’t
know her but I am sure she must be. Google is never wrong.
Under the category of SEX there are a whopping 67,500,000 Google
search results! The most popular search on Google is SEX! Why
wouldn’t sex be the most popular Google search with Puritan
society trying to strangle sex for hundreds of years.
Porn, porn, porn. The porn boys can thank the hard to get
beautiful women of the world for this big financial PORN
opportunity. Because if Every man on earth new how to seduce
women like Elvis Preston King does there would probably not be
over a couple porn sites available for the Google robots to
crawl. I know that even Adult FriendFinder - The World's Largest
Sex Personals Site won’t accept the king on their site for fear
that every girl on the site will date the attraction king and
put the adult finders out of business! I am not kidding! Ask
AdultFriend Finders about Elvis Preston King!
So if you are tired of porn or if you love porn save a little
time for the real thing… email your porn king… HE is really the
attraction king… Elvis Preston King and forget about porn for an
hour or two…You will still have 22 hours or so to surf for porn
after you make love with Elvis Preston King’s HOT girlfriends
sisters cousins and best friends! Remember Elvis has more
girlfriends than any man on earth and yes that includes Genes
Simmons and the famous basketball player with all the girls…What
was his name ? Oh you do the Google search and let me know! See
you at my blog site my little porn buddy!
Elvis Preston King is hoping Bill Clinton will accept his offer
to co-author the new book… “Our Life the Womanizers.” Elvis
Preston King is also now officially offering to co- author the
Book “The Art of the Pick-up” with Donald Trump!
Elvis Preston King, the King of Seduction, the King of
Attraction, the World’s Number 1 Playboy. The World’s Top
Playboy, The Master of Seduction, The World’s Number 1 Ladies
Man, The Guinness World Book World’s Number 1 Playboy (who has
had sex with more 18 year old women than any man on the planet.
(Verification pending). The World’s Number 1 Womanizer (After
Bill Clinton, of course) And last but not least the King of Porn!
The one and only Elvis Preston Kiiiiiiinng!!!!!!!!!!!
PS Google says the basket ball star who had sex with all those
women was Wilt Chamberlain. And yes Elvis Preston King has had
the pleasure of talking shop with The President of the United
States Bill Clinton and he has the pictures with the good old
boy from Arkansas to prove it. Furthermore Elvis hopes Ivana
whom Elvis has had the pleasure of meeting on more than one
occasion will help convince Donald to decide who is going to
fire who or shake and get down to the business of writing “The
Art of the Pick- up!”
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